Tuesday, January 11, 2011

last lisa foiles post for awhile I promise

When you post a top 5 list of the best licensed music in video games, and you do include some shitty singer-songwriter who did a thing for Alan Wake (seriously I can't believe people actually cared about Alan Wake considering that Deadly Premonitions came out at the same time and basically made all future survival horrors unncessary), and don't include even a mention of the Jet Set Radio series, I don't give a fuck if you included some wacky "for the haters" intro pointing out that "oh I haven't played many games and these lists are just for fun" YOU CANNOT IRONICALLY POINT OUT THAT YOU'RE NOT REALLY A GAMER IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY NOT REALLY A GAMER YOU RACCOON MASCARA CLOWN GHOST


HEY LOOK LISA IT'S GUITAR VADER PLAYING MUSIC THAT CAN LIFT ONE'S SOUL FROM THE BLACKEST DEPTH BUT THE BROTHER TO POE WROTE HOUSE OF LEAVES THAT WAS PRETTY COOL TO READ FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE LOL


But maybe I'm just overreacting, and you're just writing at the level of your audience, since in 200+ comments not a single person mentioned the Jet Set series and instead argued what the best song in the Black Ops game was. 

:(

But then again, I've gotten like fifteen hits to this blog under the search terms revolving around "lisa foiles xxx," so maybe it's all for the best after all.

:3